Tom Cruise :: Dress Casual PDF Print E-mail
Written by row1   
Tuesday, 21 February 2006
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Ben Stiller is Tom Cruise
Ben Stiller as "Tom Cruise - Dress Casual" is probably the funniest thing ever, it's right up there Ben Stiller in "Die Hard 12 : Die Hungry".
The Ben Stiller Show is the funniest show you never heard of or saw.
The freaks at Fox canned it after 12 episodes.
Lucky J$ knew about it and lent me the DVD, el' fantastico!
Mas1 will testify that it's fantastic and he would know.

Since Just 2 Guyz is the number one played video/song in my iTunes I thought I would post the wicked lyrics (If your reading this from the front page you will need to click the ' Read more...' link below this).

Just 2 Guyz by Incredibad

Background Cuts
Came to the Party

Conversation
Guy # 2: Hello, welcome to the party.
Guy # 1: Hi, I've never met you before.
Guy # 2: I know.

Song
Just two guys and we're having a good time.
Having a good time.
Having a good time.
Just two guys and we're having a good time.
Having a good time.
Having a good time.

Guy # 2:
We'll burn the roof off,
This party's going off,
You think that we're soft,
You get tossed.

Guy # 1:
Guy number one,
I love to dance,
Fancy feet moves
Putting you in a trance.

Guy # 2:
It's a friend thing,
Friends are everywhere,
In the kitchen,
The den,
Hanging out on the stairs.

Guy # 1:
Spinach dip,
Real hot chicks,
Spike the punch,
And take a sip.

Guy # 2:
Guy number two here,
To chill with you,
P-A-R-T Why?
'Cuz we got too.

Guy # 1:
I like playing games in the pool.
Who invited Steve?
That Steves a cunt.

Both:
We're just two guys who are having a good time.
Having a good time.
Having a good time.
We're just two guys who are having a good time.
Having a good time.
Having a good time.

Guy # 1:
Now everyone in the house say guy number one.

Both:
Guy number one!

Guy # 2:
Now everyone in the house say guy number two.

Both:
Guy number two!

Guy # 2:
Dude quit dripping,
You're ruining my high.

Guy # 1:
My loaded gun,
Makes you reach for the sky

Guy # 2:
There's a knock at the door.
Who could that be?
Why won't the cops,
Let our party be?

Guy # 1:
How would you like
To be shot?
Me and my friend
Smoke pot

Guy # 2:
No jocks!

Guy # 1:
No jerks!

Both:
Just fun with girls

Guy # 2:
Having fun guy one?

Guy # 1:
The most fun in the world.

Both:
We're just two guys who are having a good time.
Having a good time.
Having a good time.
We're just two guys who are having a good time.
Having a good time.
Having a good time.

Guy # 1:
Party over here!

Guy # 2:
Party over here!

Guy # 1:
Party over here!

Both:
Party over here.

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