Internet Dating Summary September 2005 PDF Print E-mail
Written by Mikey   
Sunday, 18 September 2005
In todays modern world of virtual npc, volunteering at the animal shelter, hanging around with friends talking about politics and keeping up with the latest trends in gothic fashion, its hard to find time to spend searching for a suitable woman to do the romance with. To solve this problem I have come up with a crack team of info-bots to trawl the internet for babes and show me a powerpoint presentation of there findings. This is what they came up with:

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Icy Fresh Nipples
Bacherlorette Number 1. This fabulous babe, who we will refer to from now on as ?rachello? for privacy reasons, hails from Brisbane Australia. Don?t be fooled by the beautiful picture though, this lass isn?t all flat chests and outrageous footwear, she also has her disadvantages. Although she is in the very attractive employment field of Retail / Consumer/Personal Services, her political persuasion is ?not specified? and her education level is only ?high school?. Rachello is only looking for friendship with a male of female which makes her Bacherlorette status, illegitimate.

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Proven Success
Bachelorette Number 2. This straight shooting lass from Sydney has a lot going for her. Forestsunshine who will be referred to as ?Betty? from now on, has the enviable status of widow. That always gets the blokes queueing up round the corner. Her culinary skills extend to the unbridled corners of the recipe book, such as the date scone section, and the highly sought after dessert cakes section. She is willing to settle for less and has children aged between 31 and 34 years old. The ?no special diet? Anglican swinging voter is looking for a man between 58 and 70 who lives close to the forest. Betty says she?s not afraid to don the white jersey and red lippy for a tequila fuelled night on the town with the boys.All in all, the info-bots rated betty an A+ kind of gal.

This ground breaking work the info-bots have done goes to show, trawling for babes in cyberspace is a very lucrative business.

Last Updated ( Sunday, 18 September 2005 )
 
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